IPHONE AIRPLANE MODE WON'T FLY

Okayy so I just got my first phone an iPhone 5 and I turned airplane mode on and off like 20 times but It just won't fly! I even tried throwing it but it just won't fly!

You have to shove it up your black ***

Give it red bull then it will have wings

Airplane mode makes you not able to receive texts, to on Internet, etc, silly.

I don't have an iphone but my phone also has airplane mode, people have told me it's only for when on board an airplane but I guess they're wrong. So I will peruse the LG website under accessories, perhaps it's an optional extra. Maybe I could find a set of wings, maybe rotor blades or perhaps they even have a mini jet pack?! It would be so good to have the phone fly to you when you leave it on the table, save moving to pick up the call.

If I find anything I'll let you know.

I was once told that time could fly, so I did a 'Mythbusters' and tried to confirm this. I threw my alarm clock out of the bedroom window to see time fly. All it did was leave a ding in the roof of my car and smashed into a thousand pieces. Myth busted. So maybe we shouldn't believe everything we're told.

Got to go now, I have to use my cell to talk to my space alien friends.