Hand stuck in PC disc drive?

Ok. I was playing fallout 4, and I got dog meat. I really like dogs and I heard this game was super advanced and stuff, so I tried to pet dog meat through the computer. My left hand has been stuck in the disk drive for the past 20 minutes, what do j do? My mums home in an hour and I don't want her to see this! (I'm using the iPhone text speech thing to write this mostly, 1 hand is really hard to do)

My iphone 5s home button won't work atall?

I have tried everything. I went on stocks and turned power off and held on to the home button and it still doesn't work! Its not even letting me set up a finger print its saying "Unable to complete Touch ID set. Please go back and try again" and I've tried everything

I can't see my pictures on my iPhone but I know they're there but where and how can I get them back?

I was seeing if I could turn on my iCloud Photo Library but it said my photos took up 7.32 GB. My photos stopped showing up in my camera roll 2 weeks ago and I had the same amount of pictures but it took up only 6 GB. I took a lot of pictures them checked to see how much space they took up and it said 7.45 GB. I came to the conclusion that my phones saving them I just don't have access to them. Where'd they go? Why can't I access them?

How to change the device my iPhone backes up from?

I've had an iPhone 6S for about three months now and it recently suffered water damage. I got a replacement from the insurance I bought and when I was asked to choose a device to essentially copy from the iCloud I wanted to choose the backup from the phone that was damaged. However the damaged phone was updated to iOS 9.2 and my replacement phone had a previous iOS version. I was apparently unable to use the backup from my most recent phone and had to choose the iPhone I had 3 months ago. Is there any way to change the backup to the phone I had most recently?

Why isn't my iphone 6S plus WORKING?

So I don't have a lot of money and this brand new iphone 6s plus was something I honestly could not afford and now I have a HUGE debt to pay off and so tonight I was at the dinner table and I was getting some soup from my mom - I had my brand new iphone 6s plus in my hand and my brother pushed me and I accidentally let the phone fall into my soup, and I quickly took it out to dry. I was paranoid it wouldn't work but nothing seemed to be wrong. BUT, about 25 minutes ago I was in my bath tub and I fell asleep for a while and for some reason my phone was at the bottom of the tub and I freaked out to get it up and it wouldn't turn on I"m so confused because i only know heat hurts the phone and this phone is waterproof I don't know what to do please help thanks.