Technophiles: Did it truly happen this way?
Bill Gates gave us Windows 1.0 in 1985, and it was good. Not satisfied with this Great Work, He then gave us an even greater gift: Windows 2.0. And it was better. But there was an ancient evil that had existed even unto the before of Windows; it's name was Apple Mac.
"Use not of the Apple Mac," Gates commanded, "and be happy unto the ends of the earth."
But Steve Jobs did spake to mankind, and told of a Great Truth. Mankind then did use of the Apple Mac, and saw that Blue Screens were shameful, that they did not express the Maker's love for his subjects, and they averted their eyes from them.
Seeing this, Bill Gates was angry, and caused Pandora to open the box. Instantly, the Windows GUI became inextricably linked to the kernel for future releases. And, knowing this, mankind was caused to suffer greatly. But Steve Jobs discovered Hope remaining in the box, and used this to create the iphone. The iphone healed many wounds, and yet also caused life to again have meaning.
This is such an amazing story. Someone should write a book about it.