My Chinchilla ate All the wires in my room?

I'll explain in steps…

1.) While we were on vaca. He escaped his cage (He opened the cage)
2.) We couldn't find him for half an hour
3.) He chewed my new iPhone charger
4.) He chewed the vacuum cord
5.) He chewed my dresser, nightstand, and bookshelf
6.) He chewed the BRAND NEW printer cord
7.) He pooped everywhere in my room
8.) There's 4 pee stains on my new carpet
9.) Found some paint chips on the floor
10.) He also chewed on my alarm clock cord

He did this once before but only chewed on 2 cords.
BTW ; EVERYTHING was plugged in when he chewed it.

I don't know what to do anymore.

1.) He learned how to open his cage
2.) EVERYTHING was new and he chewed it up…
3.) I'm not wasting all the money I earned on something as stupid as that.

What should I do?!

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