I'm So SAD MY LIFES DEPRESSING?
I DIDN't GET ANYTHING I ASKED FOR FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
ALL I GOT WAS A IPAD TWO
A IPHONE FOUR
SOME MAC MAKEUP
A CAR THAT IS A COLOR I HATE
SOME CLOTHES (BIG DEAL I GO SHOPPING EVERY DAY ANYWAY.
SO NOW I'm SITTING IN MY ROOM ON MY DUMB ONE YEAR OLD APPLE LAPTOP CRYING.
SURE THE CAKE WAS 200 DOLLARS. BUT NOT EVEN THE FLAVOR I LIKED. I LEFT MY HUGE PARTY TO COME HOME. MY PARENTS LOOKED UPSET AND AS SOON AS THEY COME HOME I'm TELLING THEM OFF AND I'm SMASHING THAT OUT DATED IPAD RIGHT INFRONT OF THEM BUT FIRST I'll JUST WALK IN OUR HUGE BEHIND-THE-MANSION-GARDEN TO CALM DOWN. BUT I'm MAKING SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN AMD THEY WILL RETURN EVERYTHING TO GET ME WHAT I DESERVE. CAN YOU Please TELL THEM OFF So I CAN SHOW THEM HOW AWFUL THEYVE MADE MY BIG DAY?