How to Download iPhone Xylophone Ringtone For Galaxy S4?

I must be one of the few people who actually like the "iPhone Xylophone" ringtone. I would like to put it on a Galaxy S4. Where can I download it from and how do I install it, please? I've Googled it and although there are loads of hits none seem helpful.

Gender War. Battalions assemble. What is your weapon of choice?

OK, imagine this:

Its dawn. Battle lines are drawn. Male army one the one side, female on the other, nothing separating them but an open field.

silence.

The only sound is the sound of breathing and the occasional snuffle from a pooch in a handbag, or the muted bleep of someone getting I'm'd on their iPhone.

The generals give their signals and… BATTLE COMMENCES!

Female infantry releases the first salvo: a mini pack of chihuahuas recently released from handbags (prada).

Male infantry responds: Kneels, unfurls umbrellas to deflect the onslaught. But some pooches make it through, attack ankles, send infantry into disarray.

Females release a second wave: contents of handbags catapaulted at high speed. Men, distracted by small dogs attached to their trouser legs let the shields falter, so lipsticks, hair brushes and compacts manage to hit their targets: More than one man is felled by a tampon to the eye.

time for the second wave.

How would you respond? What would your weapon be and how would you use it?

M or F

Added (1). Hey Thanks Guys. Great answers, but will is the winner!

Will my voice sound better or worse on recording?

To practise for auditions, I record myself (on my iPhone 4s if that makes a dofference) singing and doing monologues. What I want to know if those recordings make my voice sound better or worse than how it actually is, or if that's how everyone else around me hears my talking/singing.

Best way to jailbreak iPhone 5?

I want to play pokemon, and evidently to get something I need for it, called cydia, I need to jailbreak this phone.

I have 0 idea how to do this. I guess it's done with a program? I searched best ways to do it, and an article I found listed this one as the best:

JailbreakUnlock

http://jailbreakunlock.info/

That one costs 20 bucks, and I have no problem with paying the fee, but is it a good program to do it/trustworthy?

What concerns should I have with jailbreaking if any? (Aside from warranty problems)

Thanks guys

Added (1). I have 6.1.3, but there's currently and update I can do to go to 6.1.4, can I do it on this?

Galaxy s4 or Apple iphone 5?

I have all apple products ( iPod, iPad, MacBook) except for my current phone which is an android. I have a lot of things bought through apple but i don't know what phone to get now. Any suggestions?

Added (1). I have many songs from apple and a lot of apps that i have for apple but that android does not offer

Should I buy an iPhone 5 or Samsung Galaxy S4?

I've had an iPhone 4 for about 2 years now, and it hasn't given me any problems until the power button stopped working a few days ago. I'm eligible for an upgrade and I've been hearing a lot of good things about the new Galaxy phone. However, I'm so accustomed to the iOS software and iMessaging. What are the pros and cons of both phones?

Which should I choose?

IPhone buttons unresponsive?

It started with my bottom volume button, now it's my lock button. I just got my iphone 5 about 2 months ago and now the buttons are unresponsive. They work sometimes, but stop working soon after. Can I get a replacement from apple because of this? I mean all the buttons being unresponsive is an indication that it's the software right?

My iphone won't download app

I have a Iphone 3G i keep upgrading it now it at 4.2.1 but it still won't let me download any apps. Please help me! I try on my computer, cydia, and etc still don't work

Bought an iPhone on Craigslist?

I purchased an iPhone 5 for AT&T off of Craigslist recently. I think it may be stolen though, I have no way of contacting the person I bought it from because now his account is gone, and it makes me mad because I traded him my iPhone 4S and $300 for it. My question is, since I'm an AT&T customer, and this phone came from AT&T, will I be able to use this phone, or will it carry a bad EMEI? I don't need the phone unlocked since I use the same service provider, so am I just screwed in the end, or can this phone be of any use to me on AT&T? If all else fails, am I able to find the guy who sold me the phone by tracking my 4S? It didn't have any find my iPhone apps on it.

Why does this recent generation takes everything for granted?

The generation i'm talking about is the ones that were born after the wii and after a few iphones were brought out and ipods also.
why do they take everything for granted? They don't take care of anything, and just don't care. I always have to work for my stuff and my wii i had after a year it came out (had to earn it) and it looks brand new still cause i know i won't be able to get another one (lack of money and cause why would i get another if i broke the first one)
they don't have to earn anything and i even seen a 5 year old with a tablet that i can't even have money for and they don't care. They can break it and get a new one or the newest brand.
so why does the generation takes everything for granted?