OK, imagine this:
Its dawn. Battle lines are drawn. Male army one the one side, female on the other, nothing separating them but an open field.
silence.
The only sound is the sound of breathing and the occasional snuffle from a pooch in a handbag, or the muted bleep of someone getting I'm'd on their iPhone.
The generals give their signals and… BATTLE COMMENCES!
Female infantry releases the first salvo: a mini pack of chihuahuas recently released from handbags (prada).
Male infantry responds: Kneels, unfurls umbrellas to deflect the onslaught. But some pooches make it through, attack ankles, send infantry into disarray.
Females release a second wave: contents of handbags catapaulted at high speed. Men, distracted by small dogs attached to their trouser legs let the shields falter, so lipsticks, hair brushes and compacts manage to hit their targets: More than one man is felled by a tampon to the eye.
time for the second wave.
How would you respond? What would your weapon be and how would you use it?
M or F
Added (1). Hey Thanks Guys. Great answers, but will is the winner!