Why does my face look completely asymmetrical?

I know everybody's not symmetrical but i look fine in the mirror but then when i take photos with certain cameras like with a crappy iphone camera my face looks really messed up. Nose bent to one side, one eye higher than the other and different sizes, lips looks messed up
do people see me like i do in the mirror or in photos?

IPhone 5 sim and lock problems?

Ok, so yesterday my lock button started not working for my iPhone 5. Like sometimes when I pressed it nothing would happen, unless I press it really hard.
Secondly, today my sim isn't being recognised. In the top left corner it just says "invalid sim", and whenever I restart and reset my phone it says "Sim error"!
I've had this phone for about a month now with no problems, and using the same SIM card. I have never dropped it, and I've kept it in mint condition!

I'm aware I may need to take it into the shop to get the lock button fixed, but what can I so about the invalid sim?

How to upgrade jailbroken iPhone?

I have the iPhone 4s and it's already jailbroken with the 5.1.1

I want to upgrade it to the 6.1.1 and jailbreak it again…
Can I just click upgrade from the settings on my iPhone while it's still jailbroken?
Or do I have to restore it from iTunes and then upgrade it?

CellSwapper.com? Does it really work?

Has anyone used Cell Swapper and what was your experience? I want to "Swap" my plan On T mobile and get a new iPhone 5 with a new plan. Has anyone used this service on Verizon and how did it work. Do I still need to pay a $200 cancelation fee? We have a family of 4 and we want to switch out 1 phone. Will it still work?

Should I buy the iPhone 5 or wait for the iPhone 5S or 6?

I currently have the iPhone 4 and I'm dying to get a new iPhone. I've been reading and there are rumors of the iPhone 5s coming as close as June this year and the iPhone 6 for next year. Should I wait for at least the 5S to buy a new phone? What do you recommend?

Blocked iphone 5 by carrier?

Bought a iphone 5 on craigslist.turned out to be blocked by carrier since it was reported lost. Now after inserting my sim into the phone my phone line is suspended. Should i call the service provider and tell them the situation. The person i bought it from doesn't pick up my calls.am i gonna get into any trouble wat shud i do? Is there any way to unblock the phone?

How to UNDO A RESTORE BACK UP?

I was trying to get pictures from one of my old phone over to my new iphone 5, when i restored from back up it erased everything i had on my iphone 5 and made it just like the old iphone. It doesn't look like my iphone 5 was backed up but i thought with icloud it should automatically backup? How to do undo my restored phone to go back to what i had before with all my pictures?

IPHONE 5 - what are/will be the basic problems occur with iPhone-5 in INDIA?

Understand my question -
i want to buy iphone 5, i from India, i live in small city, i want to know what basic problem can i occur using iphone like-
1. Good buy to unlimited data (true?)
2.postpaid sim support Wi-Fi on 3g (i read somewhere)
3.can't use siri? (is that true)
4.can't use find my iphone service?

please tell me if you or your friend had iphone which problems she/he saw.
also don't advice me to buy Android phone.
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Added (1). Can i use prepaid sim without any prob
and 2G also?