What R you doing on your Iphone?

When you're one of the hypnotized masses walking the earth gazing at the Iphone god, what R you looking at?

The iphone is literally a portal to all of human knowledge because of it's internet capabilities. Maybe people are so intent at looking at their phones because they're actually learning and researching, gaining whatever knowledge they want to acquire.

An iPhone is a loophole to hypnotizing you to believe it is better than all the others. Wake up and get the truth. Apple iPhones are horrible.

Instant communication mostly.

Why did you post this to the TV section?

And what if I don't own an iPhone?