Why am I so rich and other peoples aren't? - 1

Why am I so rich? I'm 16, and I mean, I have
* 3 laptops, one pink, one white, and one purple
*2 iPhones, iphone 5c and iPhone 4S
* 8 pairs of real UGGs, all cute ones in style!
*2 huge boats
*3 mansions, the other two are in Puerto Rico, and St. Tomas
*my own huge bathroom, I painted it black with red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and pink bright colorful spots
* I have lots (too many to to count) hunter boots
* l got like seven north face jackets
*lots of other designer clothes
*3 puppies: a shitzu, a poodle, and a havanese names are (cutie, pink, and cherry)
* my own indoor strobe lighted swimming pool
* (of course) the family jacuzzi
*a rich boyfriend
*and my mansion is either an eight or nine story "house" l☻l
*my own maid
*my own limousine
*private school
* indoor movie theatre (bigger than actual movie theaters!)
*popcorn that tastes just like movie theatre popcorn that is so yummy

Yes but what is the punch line

I guess youre lucky

Don't tell anyone u r rich thats rule number one
u r a kid but its okay i got friends 34 years old with your attitude, they don't make as much money they need to, if you think you r rich you will never make money you will always spend, u r rich because of your dad simple lol
try making money with your money and spending it on meaningful reasons

Punchline guy funny

You're not rich. Your parents are rich. You're just spoilt.

Your not rich your parents are rich and if you don't work hard and get good grades you won't be rich for long. I'm not any where near rich and I don't ask a stupid question like why am I not rich APPRECIATE WHAT you HAVE LADY!

Obamacare

You're a compulsive liar.

What's the catch? And i belive this is all fake? Yes it is. You probably DREAM of having this. Not gonna waste my time on some so called 16 YEAR OLD. Ta ta

  • Why do rich people hate it when you call them rich? I remember this one girl I new from school had a brand new iphone with an expensive case covered in jewelry. Someone said "Wow, you're really rich!" and she was offended.
  • Why do people think I'm rich? Whydo people think I'm rich? I live in a bigger house(I have 5 siblings.) I have an iPhone. A lot of people do these days. I go to a private school. Honestly people are always telling me I'm a spoiled brat. Yes my dad does make a good amount of money, but he donates a lot of it to charity… I also don't get whatever I want, I have to buy it on my own, or wait for a birthday. Do you think I sound like a spoiled brat/rich? I'm sick of hearing this.
  • Why do I feel like I have everything and I'm rich? I have an iPhone 4S, xbox, 600 dollar glasses, Supra clothing and plenty of clothing, hats, Lacoste cologne, 40 inch tv, xbox games, weights, Bose and another pair of headphones, music on my iPhone, do you think I have everything and if I'm spoiled.
  • Why do Americans think it's right to let the rich get richer and the poor get poorer? It's disgusting at how 90% of cell phone owners have a $600 iPhone Chinas population is balanced between rich and poor You say you want equality but when it comes to wealth you're too greedy to care about equality Capitalism does cause hypocrisy

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