Why won't my iPhone 4s let me text non iPhones?

I just got an iPhone 4s for my birthday a few weeks ago and it was working pretty swell then I updated it to its newest version, I think iOS 8.1, but after I updated it, it won't let me text anyone that doesn't have an iPhone. Does anyone know why? Or how I can't fix this?! I text my dad on a regular basis and it's hard too now because I have a texting app specifically for him.

I sneezed and killed someone?

I worked at Home Depot on a cliff. One girl came in and wanted a board. I went to the back to find a 2x4 but it was dark so I lit a match. I sneezed and blew the flame across to some flammable liquids. It ignited and explosed shards of flaming splinters at the lady. She was pierced several hundred times in everywhere. She stumbled back into the wall hard against a basket of steel pipes. They rolled down 20 feet from the top shelf and landed on her head. Not even all at once.

Two of them were about to hit her head, so one stopped and waited while the other hit her. The kther then proceded to fall and hit her as well, followed by 40 more.

She then collapsed onto a pile of nails that I had spilt earlier (Earlier, I spilled a pile of nails) I tried to help her up, but I hit her head against a sharp, jagged piece of rusty metal on the corner of a shelf. I couldnt hold her more than 5 seconds due to the many, many steel bars piled on her.

So I got a forklift.

Well, I didn't see where I was going and accidentally squished her head flatter than an iPhone 6. I backed up and tried again, this time scooping her up and taking her outside.

We finally got outside and, well, you remember that cliff I told you about? She fell. 500 feet. All the way to the jagged shards of rock. Then she went under into the rough seas. The sharks were the least of her problems due to to Raw nuclear sewage Home Depot spewed into the sea. Of coarse, the sharks DID attack.

But she was Ok.

Is it weird that I want to live in the past?

I just have such a love for the past, and I wish that I could live there--ideally in the 20s-60s. Times right now are just so gray, everyone's so obsessed with their phones and computers and it isn't like what it used to be. People back then were excited for all the new technologies that were being invented, but nowadays we just wait for a day in line so we can get the newest iPhone.

I feel like I don't really belong in the present times. I know that times were more tough back then (especially for non-white males), but I don't care. People say that everyone "romanticizes the past", which I guess I'm doing, but I can't help it.

The conveniences of the computer and phones are nice, but I'd be willing to give it all away in favor of living life a few decades ago.

How to convert in a video Frames Per Second to Km/h?

I saw a video on youtube, which was recorded (with an iphone 5) at 30fps. In that video, an unidentified flying object (which was on a distance) recorded 8 frames (which is 0.2 seconds). Now, based on this, how would I be able to calculate the speed of the unidentified flying object? How do I convert the frames per second to Km/h?

How to make a second Clash of Clans?

I have both an iPhone and iPod and i would really like to have a clash of clans account on either one. I made a new game center account for my iPod but when I open the game its still the same clan. I tried backing up an resetting my iPod but it didn't work.

How to delete photos from my iPhone, but they stay in my iPhoto on my mac?

I would like to make room on my phone. They all upload into iPhoto on my mac automatically, but if I delete the photo on my phone, it deletes it on the mac, too. I would like to be able to keep it on my computer and keep it in that program, instead of having to copy the photos out to a random folder.