Firstly allow me to apologize for the delay. I was chiling in my room when I remembered that I was supposed to come back and repent all of you Christians, so sorry I'm about 2000 years late. But anyway, I used one of your iPhones (very impressed at this technology boost btw) to look up what Christians are like today. So I found out the world's richest nation is the US And 75% of their population is Christian, so I was pumped and reaserched further.
I found out that the US Is the only nation which doesn't have a health system. Are you kidding me? I went around healing people 2000 years ago and now the nation which has more flolowers than any other nation doesn't even provide the most basic of health services.
Then I found out that there are thousands of homeless citizens in the US There are 18 million vacant houses in the US, that's 20 homes for every homeless person. What is it that I said about money? "It is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter heaven." And what are you people doing, USING ME FOR MONEY! At what point did I say build churches that cost more money than what most people spend in their lifetime?! Spend it on the homeless and giving vaccines to people!
And now there's your military - the most expensive military worldwide! What did I say about violence? Turn the other cheek? When has the US Ever tried negations before using violence? Vietnam? Iraq? What a disgrace! $72 million on a f**king ark?!
As far as I'm concerned only atheists are allowed into heaven, as they're the only ones making any sense. All you hypocrites don't deserve the enter the golden gates of my father's kingdom!