My iPhone won't connect to iTunes?

I'm trapped in the stone age and I have a iPhone 3GS. Ever since I got this fossil and tried plugging it into my computer, it says "iTunes needs to be updated". I have the most updated version of iTunes yet it still says this every single time I plug it into my laptop. Any help?

Added (1). Also, this same laptop will connect to my iPod, just not my iPhone.

How to receive and make calls with Wi-Fi?

I have an iphone, but I don't have good service at home. But I have good Wi-Fi. Are iPhones just not compatible with receiving calls and texts through Wi-Fi? Because I can't receive any calls or texts when I'm running on Wi-Fi. I tried to turn my data off and just run Wi-Fi. It didn't work. I don't want to have to download an app and have my number changed either. Please please help me

Can this iphone be unlocked? Please respond

I just bought an iphone 4s 32gb from Ebay. It says that it was locked to the Japanese Softbank. Can it be unlocked and used in the US to TMobile since the iphone has a slot for GSM cards?

Added (1). ***NOTE*** IT IS LOCKED TO SOFTBANK WHICH MIGHT BE A BIT DIFFERENT THAN A NORMAL IPHONE 4S *** PS I'm NOT YELLING THIS IS JUST TO MAKE SURE All READERS NOTICE***

Iphone 4s Wi-Fi, 3g, power issues?

My phone won't power on unless it is connected to a PC or outlet. When its connected to an outlet itll turn on but with these problems.
NO Wi-Fi (grayed out), it won't connect to network, no sound, no vibrattion, and after a while it will kind of get s colored digitized screen and then die.

When connected to a PC it will power on show the apple, turn off and then on and do it again, and again…

I've tried to restore the phone in recovery mode and DFU mode, no dice… Either error 21, 1601 and -1.

I mest mest with the host file and created another account on my PC giving it admin access.

I've deleted everything from cydia that i installed recently. And its still mest up

Its got to be a software issue on the OS. I want to restore it to the latest iOS but its not letting me.

Next course of action is to try to restore from another PC and if that doesn't work then erase everything cydia related and then cydia itself.

So now that i've explained the situation let me ask a question…

1. Will cydia let me delete all support files and cydia it self off the phone.

2. And will apple be able to tell that it was JBroken?

like i said it won't power on by it self, only when connected to outlet. On PC it will do the apple load over and over.

Let me thanks those that help in advance.

IPhone sound and volume bar disappeared?

I got some snow on parts of my iPhone 4 earlier. The volume bar has disappeared. Youtube also. The speakers do still work though as when I go into sounds from the settings app, it lets me adjust the ringtone volume, which plays fine through the speakers.

I tried using the side volume buttons but It just comes up with the ringer logo with no increase/decrease bars.
I plugged the phone into speakers but there's no volume bar so no sound even out the external speakers.
Since the ringtone volume works through the phone speakers i'm guessing its a software issue that happened when the phone went in the water?

I met this hot girl.and her breath stinks?

Okay so there's this rly hot girl in my pre-calc class. I mean i don't like her or anything, nor do i think I have a chance with her. But I like to get help from her so i can make good grades since she's the smartest kid in the class. However, her breath smells so freakin bad. Like i could feel my hair tingling and coming out of the folicles. I almost threw up. I want to get help again, but i have a soft stomach and i'm sensitive to bad smells. The girl is also rich, so it's not like she can't afford gum. She has an iphone 5!

Why instagram doesn't allow users to register using PC?

I have been searching a way to register on instagram using PC, without android or iPhone, but without any success. The only option is to install bluestack android emulator, but my PC has too old graphic card, and now I can't do anything.
So, because I would like to participate instagram and to follow some users and their photo uploads, I'm so frustrated because I can't find any reasonable answer why instagram or actually now facebook like the owner of it, doesn't allow users to register without the android mobile phones of iPhone?
I would like to know the answer, no matter what that could be. Just to know, to calm down my mind.
If that is maybe the reason that previous owner of instagram have some deal with the manufacturers of android mobile phones, or iPhones, let it be, just would like to know if that is. Or if facebook have some deal with them, let it be, just would like to know if that is the reason.
If maybe the facebook is the owner of android platform. Let it be, just give me please the answer.
In such situation, they are forcing us to buy android od iPhone, if we want to use instagram. So it must be some reasons in that way.
Or the last, maybe it is just simple their caprice: D.
I was thinking so much to find any reasonable answer and that's the only what I got in my mind.
Please, if there's anything more, answer.

What is the best app for iPhone to hide pictures?

I'm looking for an app to hide pictures on my iPhone. I don't want it to say "secret folder" or "hide app" or have a lock icon on it. I don't want it to look suspicious. I know about spy calc but I don't want that one.