Can i activate a sprint iphone 4 to metro pcs?

Just a heads up, i know little to nothing about phones so please bare with me. My friend gave me a sprint iphone 4 he found, but I have metro pcs. Is there any way i can activate the phone without having to switch to sprint? If i go to a sprint store can they do it for me?

How to turn off cap locks again?

HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAP LOCKS?

YESTERDAY, I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON MY CAP LOCKS ON MY IPHONE AND IT WON'T TURN OFF! All MY FRIENDS ARE MAD AT ME BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M SHOUTING AT THEM OVER THE INTERNET! MY PARENTS THINK I'M BEING RUDE, AND MY FAMILY STOP REPLYING BACK TO MY EMAILS BECAUSE OF THIS. THIS IS LIKE LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE, MY FRIENDSHIPS, AND MY FAMILIES THROUGH EMAILS. I JUST WANT TO BE AT PEACE AGAIN WITH All HUMANS ON THE INTERNET!

How long will it take for my pre-ordered iPhone to arrive at my house?

I ordered the new iPhone 6s plus (rose gold) on September 12th (the first day you could pre-order) the actual phone doesn't go into stores until the 25th. I know its going to arrive after the 25th. But I've never pre-ordered anything before. And it says I won't get it until a month from now. I wanted to know the point in pre-ordering, if you get it after everybody else. Or will I get it before a month from now?

Help decrypting code/riddle?

I found a weird line of text on an old iPhone from someone. I feel like there's more to it than just what it says considering it does not make since. If anyone can decrypt this I will share half the gold with them at the treasure chest (jk lol) here it is:

Toby And. Ed where restaurant but
was Tobernie I do Marina repair
Marina engine repair looks like they
may want to retire Toby smokes
meets has a good barbecue sauce at
the marina by L Puerto Toby and add
all Marina old guys Tobeys had
multiple surgery edge retired
firefighter remember this

Added (1). Update: This is not a joke… It is obviously not bacon's cipher as it is not in the correct format. Serious answers only please

Is it legal to set up a thief trap?

Like lets assume I tweaked my iPhone so that when you press the iPhone button, you get electrocuted and may get seriously injured. Is it legal to do something like that to deter thieves? Like I can go to places where people often steal and put the iPhone in the side pocket of my backpack so that it looks vulnerable. Do you think its morally right to do something like that? I mean it's not my fault that they stole my gadget! Right?