How to stop my explosive diarrhea?

I'm in a public bathroom having explosive diarrhea. Thank god for my iPhone, huh? It's very crowded and I had to push two small children out of my way to make it to this glorious porcelain miracle in time.

The thing is, it's not stopping. It's really quite worrying, do I rub my stomach or what?

Are iphones really worth it?

I'm thinking about getting the iphone 4s, but I feel guilty about it because they are so expensive. I can get the 16 gb for $250.Is that too much? Should I just get a simpler phone or are they really worth it?

I can't sign in to youtube from my iphone?

When i type the username and. It says incorrect password or username ( i'm sure it is correct). I tryed many times. And tryed to use the google specific password. But still the same problem.

Why can't can't I hear anything on iPhone 4s?

So everything is on in the sound option and it isn't set in vibration it's in sound also, the only method I can hear videos or anything is if I plug in the headphones how can I fix it I've tried turning it off and on already but it isn't any better.

Lifeproof Case for iPhone 4?

Hi I'm thinking about buying a Lifeproof case for my iPhone 4. On eBay, they are around $50-$60 new. But I found one on ebay for $32 but it is from Hongkong. It says in the description "OEM" and states that it is a Lifeproof case, but is it really the real thing? I bought a Speck case from china before and it was OEM definitely. What do you think? Also, if I did buy one, how long do they usually last? I probably won't buy one now because summer is over and I will not be able to swim with it or anything. But will it last 1 year until next summer? Or should I wait? What is your experience with Lifeproof?

Reuse T-Mobile cut-to-use-for iPhone SIM card back to regular T-Mobile phone?

Is that possible? My SIM card has been cut to fit on iPhone but I'm going to sell it next month to go back to regular T-Mobile phone.

I still have the cutout piece from original T-Mobile SIM Card. Can I re-attach micro SIM to original T-Mobile card and use it on new T-Mobile phone, or would I have to buy the new SIM card and activate it again on pay-as-go-plan?

Is it possible to have flu without a fever?

Tried different thermometers, same results 96.7 and a 98.2. I woke up this morning With scratchy throat and stuffed up nose, thought maybe it was from my fan being on. Later on through the day it got worse and now I feel real achy in my joints especially hand and knees. My head is pounding as I type, my nose is stuffed up and when I get up I just feel weak and drained of energy, I drink lots of water and play football, I missed my first practice today because I felt like I honestly couldn't do anything and told coach, I also went to my school nurse to see if I had a fever because I feel like I have one but it comes out I don't and I don't want my coach thinking I'm faking it or over reacting to skip on practice which is really what I'm not doing! I really want my starting middle linebacker position rigt now I'm 2nd string mike linebacker, please help thanks! Sorry my any typos I did only iPhone because I don't feel like getting getting my laptop Due to these symptoms