How long will it take for my iPhone 5 to charge?

I didn't use it for like month and a half and didn't charge it. I left it overnight but it shows only a black screen. How long will it take for it to recover?
P.S. It has happened to me with other phones. The only difference is the iPhone is hermetically sealed and can't be charged with my universal charger(because you must remove the battery). Charging it with the universal charger would take considerably shorter.

Any good nes/snes/GBA emulators for jailbreaked iphone 5s?

I looked online and some of the emulators ether don't work or are sh1ty can somebody link me to a video or a website or just give me a tutorial on how to get a good working emualator. I don't really mind witch one but idealy i would like a snes emulator. The mail problem i have had with ones that worked is that the screen for the game is tiny. The whole screen is taken up by some stupid game boy skin or something. I don't mind the buttons being see through and on the game screen. E.g of the type of emulators i hate

Is it possible to make my iPhone 5c think that I'm in England, when I'm actually in France?

Note: I'm not talking about VPN for internet browsing… I'm talking in terms of making phone calls and sending texts - and being charged the same as I would in England (meaning that I have unlimited calls and texts).

Is this possible?

Also note, I'm not intending on actually doing this as I'm not even sure whether that would be legal - I just want to know if it's possible.

Notes app keeps crashing (iPhone 5)! I've tried everything

I have a bunch of really important notes saved in my phone. I don't use iCloud so I have no other way to access them. Someone please help me figure this out, I'm ready to cry this is so frustrating.

I've tried closing the app, turning off my phone, restarting my phone, even erasing all my settings (which was a suggested solution I found on a forum), and NOTHING has worked. I'm getting desperate.

I can see the last note I had open when I double tap to look at my open apps, even after closing the app and restarting my phone several times, but every time I open it up it just shows blank lines for a second, then crashes.

Someone please help me out here! I'm using iOS 7.1.2 (I just updated in hopes that it might solve my problem, but nope), if that makes any difference. Any help is highly appreciated.

I spilled nail polish on my iPhone 5c?

I wiped the nail polish as soon as I could when I spilled it. I don't know what to do it keeps shutting off and on. And asking me if I should shut it down. I did and it just turned back on what do I do? I

Photo editing app to tilt picture?

I was looking for a photo editing app that could tilt my picture backwards. Not rotating it. The easiest was to explain it is to make the picture flatter. Is there an iPhone app to do that?